Bongorno, Welcome to the landing page for “The Marvelous Mr. Basil”, your comedian, product developer, social activist and champion for democracy worldwide. I hope to inspire you with comedy that has a purpose! Democracy worldwide is in trouble. I am hoping to attract enough people with my comedy to pull of the biggest prank ever, on perhaps the worlds biggest prankster, Gorgeous George Clooney! I intend to lure as many of you to help convince George Clooney to sell his “Peanuts” as a not-for-profit product just as Paul Newman did with Newman’s Own not-for-profit food company. The ultimate goal is to attract so many people who desire “Gorgeous Georges Intercontinentally Ballistic and Hypersonic Audaciously Tasty and Juicy Little Peanuts of Positivity” ( italian accent required) that we unite to become the worlds first ever ION Nation. An International Online democratic Nation led by the youth of the world, to save world democracy. If you would like to be a part of the worlds biggest ever prank….and save world democracy at the same time, just contact us and hop on this crazy train of positivity. If you happen to know Brad Pitt...make sure and let him know that we will place special emphasis on the FACT that even though Brad has a much larger peanuts than George...Brad was willing to step aside and allow George and his much much smaller peanuts this amazing opportunity. In closing I leave you with my favorite and trademarked greeting and salutation “ Aanus Bodacious!”... I wish to you, a most fortuitous, prosperous, salacious and unflinching aanus...or year!
Ciao Bella